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Chapter 541 - 384: Jie Jie Jie Jie, little darlings, time to get up and play games!
Chapter 541 - 384: Jie Jie Jie Jie, little darlings, time to get up and play games!
Chapter 541: Chapter 384: Jie Jie Jie Jie, little darlings, time to get up and play games!
The “Jie Jie Jie Jie” laughter fell into the ears of the evil creatures on “Blood Fiend Island,” extremely piercing.
“Ahhhhhh!!!”
The third Palace Master of Blood Fiend Palace roared continuously, trying to use the geomantic omen power of Blood Fiend Island to break out!
However, Blood Fiend Island had already been refined by the “Primordial Pearl Umbrella” of Duowen Heavenly King and was being controlled by Xu Yang. He couldn’t even think about breaking out, let alone using the geomantic omen power of Blood Fiend Island.
Several attempts ended in vain.
The third Palace Master of Blood Fiend Island started to curse.
Xu Yang casually pointed, and Blood Fiend Island grew in size again.
From the previous three meters, it expanded to about ten meters.
He turned his hand and took out a large iron hammer, stood in front of the island, weighed it a few times, and said with a grim smile, “Fellow Daoists, let’s play a game… I will call this game Hammer Smash Mosquito. Whoever can last under my big iron hammer, I will spare you your life!”
On the island, the evil creatures raised their heads and looked.
In their current vision, Xu Yang was like a giant.
His height was taller than the highest peak on the “island”!
The hammer in his hand was like a giant’s weapon, while they compared themselves to the hammer, indeed looking like mosquitoes.
Zizz zizz.
Arcs of electricity flashed and flames rose on the hammerhead.
Xu Yang casually placed the large iron hammer on the “island.”
Boom!
The entire “Blood Fiend Island” seemed to have exploded into a massive earthquake, with a “mountain” being directly smashed and shattered by the large iron hammer.
Xu Yang took out a black ribbon from his storage space, put it over his eyes, and picked up the large iron hammer!
The evil creatures on the island seemed to have foreseen something, and their faces were filled with horror. The furious Blood Fiend Island’s third Palace Master shouted, “Wait… Wait for Xu Yang!”
“I think we can sit down and talk… I am a naturally born Mountain Ghost, reaching the pinnacle of the human world is not easy. If you are willing to let me live, I am willing to serve you and work for you for a hundred years!”
“No!”
“I am willing to serve you for all eternity!”
“Ding!”
“The Mountain Ghost is frightened, gaining 10,000 merit points, +1 physique, +1 earth element Dao.”
“Ding!”
“The Mountain Ghost is frightened, gaining 10,000 merit points, +1 physique, +1 earth element Dao.”
“Ding!”
“Ghost Immortal is frightened, gaining 10,000 merit points, +1 spiritual power, +1 charm ability.”
“Ding!”
“Demon King is frightened, gaining 10,000 merit points, +1 spiritual power, +1 physique.”
“Ding…”
A series of system prompt sounds kept ringing in Xu Yang’s mind, making him reveal a smile with his eyes covered. This method was indeed feasible!
That trace of a smile fell into the eyes of the evil creatures on “Blood Fiend Island,” making them feel sinister, Xu Yang seemed to be the real demon!
As for Xu Yang.
He moved his ears.
Listened to the sound and discerned the position.
Bang!
A hammer slammed down.
“Ah!”
A scream.
“Ding!”
“Congratulations to the host, you have successfully transcended the Mountain Ghost and received the reward: 100,000 merit points.”
“Ding!”
“Ghost Immortal is frightened, gaining 10,000 merit points, +1 spiritual power, +1 charm ability.”
“Ding!”
“Demon King is frightened, gaining 10,000 merit points, +1 spiritual power, +1 physique.”
“Ding…”
Another series of system prompt sounds came, and the values on the system panel surged from 2.6 million to 3 million in the blink of an eye.
Xu Yang: “…”
He yanked off the black ribbon covering his eyes, glanced at the third Palace Master of the Blood Fiend Palace, who had been smashed into a pulp by the hammer, and complained, “What the… You’re so unlucky, dude, I hit you randomly with my eyes closed, and you’re dead already?”
This scene fell into the eyes of other evil creatures, making their hairs stand on end!
The third Palace Master of Blood Fiend Palace, a master at the same level as them, was killed on the spot by the big hammer. What if Xu Yang wanted to smash them? How could they respond?
For a moment, the fear of death enveloped the hearts of the evil creatures.
One system prompt after another sounded in Xu Yang’s mind, so he picked up the ribbon again, covered his eyes, and laughed while holding the hammer, “There is heaven’s virtue for being benevolent… I, Xu Yang, am not a bloodthirsty person either.”
He swung the hammer.
A random hit smashed down.
Boom!
The entire island trembled unceasingly.
The evil creatures were trembling with fear and running in all directions.
“Run… you all run to your heart’s content!”
“Today I have killed one already… After killing two more, I will stop and wait for tomorrow to smash again… Whoever’s luck allows them to survive until the end, I’ll spare their life!”
Bang!
Xu Yang’s hammer slammed down again and again.
In his mind, the system’s prompt sounds were incessant.
It made his mood very good, and he couldn’t help but burst into laughter. While laughing, he swung the big iron hammer blindly. In just under half an hour, the original “Blood Fiend Island” was smashed to pieces, almost disintegrated.
Bang!
“Ding!”
“Congratulations to the host, for successfully guiding the Demon King, reward: 100,000 merit points.”
Xu Yang hammered a Demon King to death.
At this moment, Xu Yang’s merit points had already surpassed 4 million!
The Demon Kings and Ghost Immortals who witnessed another comrade being hammered to death became even more terrified, especially Xu Yang’s appearance of roaring with laughter and swinging his hammer recklessly…
Niu Mang appeared from the sea at some point, with several fish and crabs tied to a seaweed rope he made.
Seeing this scene, Niu Mang’s eyes widened, and he couldn’t help but shiver, murmuring, “Fortunately, this old cow is smart and chose to cling to Master’s thigh, otherwise, I might have already become another victim of Master’s hammer!”
“Ding!”
“The cow monster is startled, merit points+10,000, physique+1.”
As the system’s prompt sounded, Xu Yang’s figure trembled, and the iron hammer in his hand smashed a Ghost Immortal into ashes.
He tore off the black ribbon covering his eyes, sat down with legs crossed, and a series of crackling bone noises came from his body. Then Xu Yang’s body was surrounded by a bloody halo!
This was caused by his immense qi and blood overflowing!
Niu Mang’s eyes widened even more!
“This… this is… a breakthrough in the flesh?”
He swallowed and murmured, “We demons work hard for hundreds of years to forge our bodies to this degree, yet Master, a human, a physically weak practitioner of Daoism, can also cultivate to this degree?”
Yes!
Xu Yang’s body had broken through!
Originally, Xu Yang’s body was comparable to a “Martial Arts Heavenly Being Realm”. At this time, he had brushed off countless “physique+1”, which made his body soar rapidly, finally reaching the “Martial Arts Celestial Phenomenon Realm”!
The breakthrough in the flesh lasted for more than ten minutes before it ended.
Xu Yang slowly opened his eyes.
In front of him was a cow’s head full of lewd smiles!
“Congratulations, Master, congratulations!”
Seeing Xu Yang open his eyes, Niu Mang immediately began to flatter him.
Xu Yang waved his hand and said, “It’s just a little breakthrough in my flesh, nothing worth congratulating.”
“Master, you are too modest!”
Niu Mang shook his head and said, “From what I, old cow, know, the biggest weakness of you Daoists is your fragile bodies. So during a battle, once you’re approached by a martial artist of the same realm, it’s difficult to turn the tide. But now that Master’s body is as strong as a martial artist in the Celestial Phenomenon Realm, you are unmatched even by martial artists of the same realm. I’m afraid only those bald monks who practice the Buddha’s Glazed Golden Body can compare to you…”
“Master, your Daoist skills are incredible, your body is strong, and your martial arts cultivation is unmatched in the Celestial Phenomenon Realm. Combined together, I’m afraid you’re already invincible in the world.”
This compliment made Xu Yang feel very satisfied.
Xu Yang smiled and said, “Alright, stop kissing up… The crab you caught is not bad.”
He reached out and grabbed the crabs tied to Niu Mang’s grass rope.
Now that the spiritual aura had revived, many creatures in the ocean had evolved into demons. Even those who hadn’t evolved were nourished by the spiritual aura, making them larger than before. These crabs were all as big as washbasins. When Xu Yang grabbed them, they snapped their pincers on Xu Yang’s hand.
“Yo!”
Xu Yang exclaimed, “This strength is quite strong. If an ordinary person was pinched like this, their skin would probably be torn and bleeding.”
However, this strength wasn’t even enough to tickle Xu Yang.
With a thought, a ball of water condensed in the air.
Xu Yang threw the crabs into the water ball, which swirled around and in no time, cleaned the crabs thoroughly.
Next was the salting process.
Xu Yang had mastered various Chinese and Western cooking techniques through his “cooking” skills.
He had the ingredients for pickling in his storage space.
These were all taken when Liu Shishi and others ransacked a supermarket while they were in the underworld, including many plastic basins.
However, a single crab was almost as big as a plastic basin, so Xu Yang had to take out several more basins to pickle them.
Pickling crabs is quite simple.
After cleaning them, sprinkle some salt, cooking wine, and add ginger and green onion shreds. Let them marinate for about thirty to forty minutes, and they’re ready to eat.
After the pickling process is successful, the crabs can be wrapped in tinfoil and placed on a tray. Cooked at around 230 degrees for half an hour, this method preserves the original taste of the crabs, making them more delicious.
Xu Yang used a barbecue grill.
No need for tinfoil or anything like that.
He roasted the crabs with spiritual fire, and they were soon cooked to perfection.
Peeling open the shell and taking a bite, the crab was tender and delicious.
With some dipping sauce, it was so authentic!
After eating and drinking his fill, Xu Yang picked up his hammer and returned to the front of “Blood Fiend Island”.
Unexpectedly, the “Blood Fiend Island” that he had originally hammered to ruins had been restored in just a short time. The collapsed mountains had risen again, and the broken buildings returned to their original state.
It seemed…
That it was a characteristic produced after Heavenly King Duowen refined the island.
“Huh?”
Suddenly, Xu Yang’s eyes moved.
He found that the Third Palace Master of Blood Fiend Palace and a Demon King he had killed…
After their death, they did not disappear completely, and their souls turned into ghosts on the island.
Xu Yang’s face lit up with joy, and he laughed, “Not bad, not bad… I didn’t expect you guys to be recyclable!”
Taking out the blindfold.
With his eyes covered, Xu Yang laughed sinisterly, “My darlings, it’s time to play again!”
Bang!
A hammer fell.
“Ding!”
“Congratulations to the host, for successfully guiding the Ghost Immortal, reward: merit points+100,000.”
Xu Yang: “……”
He took off the blindfold, looked closely, and said with a dark face, “Damn it, Third Palace Master of Blood Fiend Palace, it’s you again… Your luck is really terrible, isn’t it?”