The Main Heroines are Trying to Kill Me

Chapter 422: Return of the Legend



Chapter 422: Return of the Legend

- Clang! Clang!!

“Huh? What’s going on over there?”

As Kim Saetbyeol roamed around the map, she spotted a bizarre scene.

- Crash, crackle, crackle…!!!

“What… what are they doing?”

Some members of the Panty Squad, having broken away from the large-scale raid, were running somewhere with wild eyes.

> Just one hit! Just one hit! Just one hit! Just one hit!

> What’s this? Why isn’t my attack working, damn it lol

> Are you using invincibility now, you bitch???

“…”

Drawn by the strange sight, Saetbyeol saw Ruby being violently assaulted by users while trembling in Frey’s arms.

Though not as crowded as the swarm of users in the distance, a significant number of users had gathered there.

“Ancestors? Please… don’t come any closer…”

Meanwhile, Frey, holding the trembling Ruby tightly in his arms, swung his sword at the oncoming Panty Squad.

> What’s up with him? He’s so strong;;

> He’s way stronger than when we played him.

> Let’s fall back and observe his patterns first.

> This isn’t the Frey we know!!

> Bro? What’s wrong? Bro? What’s wrong? Bro? What’s wrong?

> Ah, Frey finally fell for Ruby’s charm.

> But seriously, what’s going on??? The story seems so rushed???

Some users were easily knocked down by his sword strikes, while others casually rolled on the ground, chatting leisurely.

“Ugh! Get away! You crazy bastards!”

Frey, horrified, retreated with his companions, and the users paused their attack to chat among themselves.

> Man, what’s with this attitude towards his ancestors;;;

> But thinking about it, Ruby did have some unresolved plot points.

> Still, why the sudden change? Why is she suddenly like this? What if she’s deceiving our Frey?

> What’s up with his left arm? Where did it go, damn it?

> But Frey… his arm…!

As those users continued their conversation, a red system window popped up in front of Saetbyeol.

Warning!

Not a target for attack!

The users stared blankly at the system window.

- Clang! Clang!!

Then, they started throwing pebbles and branches they had gathered at Frey and Ruby.

> Attacks aren’t working at all?

> What the hell

> Looks like they’re non-hostile targets in the system

> Should we try a bug exploit?

> This is getting boring

> Let’s move on~ Let’s move on~ Let’s move on~

Realizing they couldn’t attack, the Panty Squad began leaving in droves.

“Wait! I want to see more!!”

Caught up in their departure, Saetbyeol reached out to Frey’s group, shouting.

“They’re the legends I’ve only heard about! I want to see them in person…”

- Flap, flap…

“…Oh, right. She’s the Dragon Lord.”

But as Irina wrapped her companions and flew into the sky, Saetbyeol looked up with a crestfallen expression.

[Not many knew Irina was the Dragon Lord?]

[Something’s fishy… She reacts exactly like a hardcore Dark Tale Fantasy fan…]

[For real, lol. She acts just like those streamers who played the game as kids.]

[And all those people gathered earlier were streamers, lol.]

Seeing the chat heat up again, she sighed.

“My dad was a… Dark Tale Fantasy ranker. So, I heard all about it when I was a kid. Satisfied?”

[Respect for using the dad card]

[Great early education from your dad, lol]

[Come to think of it, we’ve never seen your dad.]

[Your mom often joins your streams though.]

[How about an in-law meeting with your hardcore fan dad tomorrow?]

“Why would I let you do an in-law meeting with my dad!! You crazy bastards!!”

She shouted playfully, then refocused on the game.

“Alright, let’s get back to the game. Unfortunately, we missed the main characters, and we’ve seen everything there is to see… Shall we move on to the main event?”

Saetbyeol said, looking at the chat filled with “ Yes, yes” responses.

“Haha, just as I thought, I have something prepared.”

Confidently, she pulled something from her inventory.

“With this warp stone, we can go straight to the heart of the battlefield…”

[lol]

[Going straight to the center, lol]

[You’ll regret it…]

[Think you can handle it???]

[Better get familiar with the map first…]

Seeing the amused chat, she had a puzzled look on her face.

“…Huh? What do you mean…”

- Zap…!

But before she could read the chat completely, the warp stone activated.

“Wow… Look at that special effect!”

[At least buy some potions first…]

[You’re going to get humiliated repeatedly, lol]

[Once a crappy game, always a crappy game]

[You’ll be fertilizer for the veterans]

[Shh! This is clip-worthy!!]

Captivated by the dazzling effect, she missed the viewers’ warnings.

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“Alright, we’ve arrived. So–”

- Boom!!!

“…Whoa?”

Just as Saetbyeol was about to proceed with a smile, a loud explosion echoed beside her.

“Uh…”

She quickly turned her gaze and gulped, seeing a mass of first heroes writhing nearby.

“whaRjwlfkrhtlqkf!!”

> The Demon King is super pissed, lol

> The Demon King is cute, lol

> When will Phase 1 end??

> Even for an event boss, this is too much, lol

She then turned her eyes to Aishi, who was in the distance, still unleashing ice projectiles and incomprehensible frequencies.

“That’s the boss…”

As the users said, Aishi was bombarding the players with attack patterns that would be unacceptable in any normal game.

“How do we beat her…? We can’t even get close…”

Mesmerized by the overwhelming sight, Saetbyeol mumbled.

“Is it even possible to clear this…”

Then, she finally noticed what was happening around her and was left speechless.

> Wow, the freedom in this game is amazing, lol

> For real, this went from a knock-off game to a masterpiece, lol

> Once the open world opens post-event, it’ll be insane

> Is it the game’s freedom, or are we just crazy?

The Panty Squad around her was gathering the mangled bodies of those killed by Aishi, building something.

“…”

And right next to them was a gigantic tower made of corpses.

> Let’s set up bases first?

> We’re short on bodies here!!

> Don’t just pile up; use frozen bodies for more stability.

> Any more without titles?

“What… is this?”

As Saetbyeol, with a dazed expression, slowly backed her character away, the viewers kindly began explaining it to her.

[It’s nothing special, just building a stronghold.]

[This is a siege battle, so we need to build a defensive wall.]

[Having a defensive wall or not makes a huge difference in buffs.]

[And it’s also to get close to that gimmick-like sun.]

“…But, what if the tower is attacked while being built?”

- Bang! Pop!

“Ah.”

Barely holding back her desire to question the logic of building a stronghold with users’ corpses, Saetbyeol timidly raised an objection, just as the sound of a spear hitting something was heard from afar.

Users who had been at the top of the tower were jumping down in time with Aishi’s ice spear attack.

[It’s a single target, so it’s fine.]

[If you jump down in time with the attack, you can protect the stronghold and resupply the corpses, killing two birds with one stone.]

Just as the viewers said, the ice spears froze the users who jumped down instead of hitting the tower.

The Panty Squad continued to pile those frozen users to build the tower.

“You fools!! Don’t you fear death!?”

- Whack…!

“…Ugh.”

Just as Aishi, watching the scene, shouted with a slightly scared expression, something hit the back of her head.

“…”

She turned around, only to find pieces of the first heroes’ corpses flying toward her.

> It’s fine~ We just respawn anyway~

> But if this were real life, it’d be terrifying for the Demon King, lol

The users, gleefully throwing corpse pieces at the dazed Aishi, looked up at her with grins.

“What kind of insane demons from another dimension are these…”

Aishi, looking down at them, started to tear up involuntarily.

“Y-You crazy bastards!! Why don’t you just wear your equipment and play!!!”

But as they ignored her and picked up more corpses, Saetbyeol finally couldn’t hold it in and turned on voice chat, screaming.

“””…”””

Hearing that, the Panty Squad turned their gaze to her, their smiles fading.

[lolololololol]

[I knew this would happen]

[Confessing to being a newbie among the Panty Squad?]

[Or maybe it’s a clever YouTube trick]

“W-what?”

Seeing the tense atmosphere and the exploding chat, Saetbyeol looked bewildered.

> Are you a newbie?

> Newbie? Newbie? Newbie?

> Is there a newbie? Is there a newbie?

> No titles?

> A new account?

“W-what?”

She looked at the Panty Squad approaching her with wide eyes, and she moved her character back, scared.

[In the siege academy event, the Demon King has resistance to all attributes.]

[Except for basic attacks, yes.]

[That’s why everyone took off their equipment.]

[Seems like she’s never played the game before, lol]

Her viewers finally began explaining to her.

> Just quietly become fertilizer

> Newbies must be ostracized, lol

> Let me borrow your body for a moment

“Kyaaa!?”

But by then, Saetbyeol’s character was already caught by the Panty Squad.

- Swoosh…

“Wait! I spent money on items!!!”

Seeing the Panty Squad lift their wooden clubs, she desperately screamed through voice chat.

> If you don’t know, you should get a beating.

> lolololol

“Noooooo!!”

But the Panty Squad mercilessly swung their clubs without blinking an eye.

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<you died="">

</you>

[lololololol]

[Ah, lololol]

[All your items are gone, lol]

[But you can respawn, lol]

“Ugh, ugh…”

Seeing the red game-over message, Saetbyeol groaned with her head bowed amidst the viewers’ heated reactions.

> Whoosh whoosh! Squeal!!

> Let’s go~

Meanwhile, on the darkened screen, the Panty Squad could be seen wielding her character’s corpse, charging at Aishi.

“Everyone is really insane…”

- Knock, knock, knock…!!

“Ah!?”

Staring blankly at the madness, Saetbyeol was about to press the respawn button when sharp knocks startled her.

“Kim Saetbyeol! Dinner is ready!! Come eat!!”

“Oh, Mom!!”

Suddenly, her door burst open.

“How old are you, and you’re still playing games? Grow up already!!”

“Seriously! I told you not to open my door!!”

[lol]

[Lady Victoria has entered the chat, lol]

[Lady Victoria, please…]

[Saetbyeol’s mom is prettier than her, lol]

[Give me Saetbyeol’s mom]

[Watch your words, or you’ll get banned]

[Why doesn’t Saetbyeol ever lock her door??]

[lol]

As her mother peeked in, the chat, already burning, exploded to another level.

“Okay, that’s it for the first part! See you all in part two!!”

[Saetbyeol~]

[Forget it, show us your cam, lol]

[Already ending the stream?]

[Give me Saetbyeol’s mom…]

[Lady Victoria has been banned]

[Ban! Avoid it!!]

Smiling awkwardly, she ended the broadcast.

“Mom, I told you not to use magic!!”

Confirming the broadcast was off, she screamed.

“And the viewers think I’m a teenager!! Be careful what you say… Ow! Ow ow ow…”

“You’ve gotten ruder since you got younger, huh? You need a lesson.”

Her mother, Victoria, grabbed her ear with a gloved hand and began dragging her out.

“When we crossed over to this world, we promised to live quietly. But now, streaming? The descendant of a noble family playing the fool.”

“Ouch! Ouch, it hurts!!”

“No more computer for you today.”

“Mom!!!”

As they bickered and left the room, Saetbyeol’s phone dimly lit up behind them.

> Dad! The new game that just came out, is it the one you always talked about?

> It feels exactly like the world I remember from my childhood.

> Can you be a guest on my stream?

> Please, Dad…?

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> If you come on as a guest, I’ll give you 100 massage coupons…

Meanwhile.

“Your sister’s surgery went well. It was a minor operation, so there shouldn’t be any side effects. This was the last surgery.”

“…”

“With enough rest, she won’t need to come back to the hospital.”

A man, listening to the doctor’s explanation, gently patted his sister’s head as she lay in bed.

“Congratulations.”

Nodding at the doctor’s congratulations, his gaze remained fixed on his smartphone.

[Concurrent users break Guinness World Record! Dark Tale Fantasy Online’s legendary reputation remains.]

[Sunrise Academy Liberation War begins! The basic attack rebellion.]

[Amazingly altered story. Predict the future developments.]

As he scrolled through the articles, his eyes stopped and slightly trembled at one headline.

[The legendary rankers are returning… Will ‘he’ also come back?]

“Thank you for watching over her. We’ll take care of the nursing from here, so you can…”

- Step, step…

Ignoring the nurse’s guidance, the man, who had been staring at the article for a long time, began walking somewhere as soon as the doctor finished explaining.

“Brother? Where are you going?”

“…”

When his bandaged sister asked curiously, the man whispered quietly and walked out of the hospital room.

“…To the PC Cafe.”


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